Cookie Policy

The People’s Satire Bureau uses cookies in a responsible and non‑surveillance‑state manner. This Cookie Policy explains what cookies are, how we use them, and how you can manage your preferences without filing Form 47‑C.

What Are Cookies?

Cookies are small text files stored on your device to help websites function properly. They do not contain secret capitalist propaganda, yacht ownership records, or your revolutionary loyalty score.

How We Use Cookies

The Bureau uses cookies only for essential and analytical purposes, including:

• Ensuring the site functions correctly
• Remembering basic user preferences
• Understanding how comrades navigate the site

We do not use cookies to track your political affiliations, monitor your brunch habits, or determine whether you secretly own a helicopter.

Third‑Party Cookies

If we use third‑party analytics tools, those services may place their own cookies. These tools help us understand site usage but do not identify you personally or report your behavior to any Central Committee — ours or otherwise.

Managing Cookies

You can manage or disable cookies through your browser settings. Doing so may affect site functionality, but the Bureau will not take it personally.

Updates to This Policy

We may update this Cookie Policy from time to time. Any changes will be posted here, and you agree to check back occasionally — ideally during your regularly scheduled Five‑Minute Planning Session.

Contact

If you have questions about this Cookie Policy, please contact the Bureau through the Contact Page.